Sunday, April 01, 2007

true blue tradition?

The Kansas City Royals advertising slogan this year: True Blue Tradition

What they really mean: We're sorry that you are a Royals fan. Pretty much we are going to suck again this year...but since you've come to games every summer since 1984...you might as well come again this summer. It won't be an exciting or successful season...but what would your summer be without experiencing the atmosphere of the K? Come on, it's America's pastime...and we're not promising you anything so you can't be disappointed.

(Really I'm just sad and bitter that I can't go to the home opener...)

3 comments:

Mj said...

Go Sox! : )

From today's Boston Globe:

"We pretty much think of baseball as the Red Sox and Yankees and everybody else is the Washington Generals," said one ESPN employee who shall remain unnamed."

Lincoln said...

So the Royals kicked some Red Sox ass today. Way to go.

julie said...

the nationals will probably be worse. :) glad you beat the sox, though. shhh... don't tell anyone i hate the sox (remind me of that fact when i'm living in massachusetts in the fall!)

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